Tirzah's super-fantastical blog-a-rific blog: The Beginning of the End (Waffles are taking over the world.)

My totally coolio, rockin', awesome nicknames

Arteest
double T in the morning/after noon/evening
Fo shizzle dudette
Irzah-tay
Little Miss Chatterbox
Prime Minister of Tirzahtron
Queen of Bracelets
Saver of All Waffles (btw, I had a waffle for break-fast this morning. :D)
T is for T-zizzle who 24/7 says "Fo shizzle."
T zizzle
THE HYPER ONE
The only person in my family that cannot sit still for more than 5 minutes unless I'm sleeping, or drawing. WOO.
The ultimate happy camper
Tirz
Tirzah Shmirzah
Tirzie
Tirzles
Tiz
Tizzie fizzie
Tizzie Fizzie Foo (Ack, embarrassing.)
Twizzlers
Wonderful Waffle Woman

Thursday, November 15, 2007

The first post on this superfantastical blog

Hi, and greetings good people of this planet you call Earth (my plant's name is Tirzahtron, and I'm prime minister)! This is my blog. Wee. Please post, because I feel lonesome. As you all know, I like waffles, cheese, pudding, pie, and and Balogna. :D. Because I am newly arrived on your strage but pleasureable planet (no kidding), please send me pictures of these foods, as I love dearly. Thank you earthlings! I come in peace and not war! Sophie: *slap* NOW I COME IN WAR!!!!!!! Thank you and have a nice day! :D.

- Wonderful Waffle Woman (To Rebecca Shapiro, no flash photography. I wish all my fans would leave me alone. I need 'me' time.)

My favorite things ( warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with string.)

Animals
Anime
Art
Balogna (:D.)
Books
Bracelets (I am the bracelet queen.)
Cheese
Chocolate
Computer
Computer graphics
Drawing
E-mail
Earrings
Eclipse- Stephenie Meyer
Foreign -ahem- vegetarian -ahem- foods
Gerard Way
Healthy foods (mostly.)
Hot chocolate
Ice Cream
Jewelry
MAH LAPTOP
Manga
MCR
Music
My blog
My family
My friends
My Friends's blogs
New Moon- Stephenie Meyer
Pasta
Pizza
Pudding
Rabbits
Science class (I admit this too.)
Swimming
TV
Twilight- Stephenie Meyer
Vegetables and Fruit (I admit it.)
Waffles

My Favorite Girl Names

My favorite girl names! Do you have a favorite girl name? Tell me, and I'll put it in! (Please, do not be offended if your name shows up on here the first time. Just tell me you'd like it on here, and I'll put it on.) Would you like to know what you're name means? Ask me.

A-
Adaline- French
Adiva- Arabic
Alexa- Greek
Allianora- Middle English
Amaryllis- Greek
Amber- French and Arabic
Annarose- ?
Annazette- Invented, combining Anna and Suzette
Athalia- Hebrew

B-
Baila- Yiddish and Hebrew
Bell- Pet from of Isabel
*Bella- Short forms of Isabella
Beryl- Greek and Sanskrit
Bianca- Italian/ Spanish

C-
Calandra- Greek
Calista- Greek
Calyspo- Greek
Camilla- Latin
Cezanne- French
Chandra- Sanskrit
Chelsea- "Anglo-Saxon"
Clover- "Anglo-Saxon"
Coral- Greek

D-
Dafnit- Hebrew
Dahlia- Swedish?
Daisy- Middle English
Daomi- Invented name
Daphna- Greek
Davalyn- Invented name, compounded of David and Lyn.
Dawn- Old Norse
Delilah- Hebrew and Philistine
Desdemona- Latin

E-
Ellie- a pet form of Eliza, Eliza is a pet form of Elizabeth, (more to the point, believe it or not, Hebrew.)
Elvira- ?
Emerald- Middle English
Emily- Latin
Emma- Greek
**Esme- Old French
Esmeralda- Spanish form of Emerald

F-
Fawn- Middle English
Faye- Old French
Fayette- Old French

G-
Ganya- Hebrew
Granet- Latin
Gazella- Latin
Grazia- Italian
Guenevere- Celtic
Gwen- Celtic
Gwendolyn- Celtic

H-
***Hadassa- Hebrew
Haliaka- Hawaiin
Hannah- Hebrew
Hazel- Old English
Hazelbelle- combination of Hazel and Belle
****Hillela- Hebrew (feminine form of masculine name, Hillel, also Hebrew.)
Hyacinth- Greek

I-
Iris- Greek
Isabelle- Spanish?
Italia- Latin
Ivy- Middle English

J-
Jackie- Hebrew
Jael- Hebrew and Arabic
*****Jamie- Pet form of James, feminine version
Janina- Believe it or not, Hebrew
******Jezebel- Hebrew and Phonecian (mordern Lebanese)
Johanna- Hebrew

K-
Kaela- An invented name, but variant spelling of Kayla
Kasimira- Slavic
Kay- Greek
Katya- Russian
Kayla- Hebrew
Kelly- Celtic

L-
LaBelle- French
Laleenalay- My very own invented name, so I don't expect anyone to have it. ;D
Lamorna- Middle English
Lani- Hawaiin
Lexi- Greek, pet form of Alexandra, also Greek
Leyla- Hebrew
Lilac- Arabic and Persian
Lily- Latin
Lupe- Spanish
Lysandra- Greek

M-
Mabel- Latin
Marilee- Combining Mary and Lee
Misty- Old English
Miriam- Hebrew

N-
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O-
Opal- Sanskrit
Orlee- Hebrew

P-
Peony- Greek

Q-
Queena- Old English

R-
Rachel- Hebrew
Rebecca- Hebrew and Arabic
Renee- French
Rochelle/a- Old French
Ronli- Hebrew
Rosa- Italian
*******Rosalie- French

S-
Sapira- Hebrew
Sapphire/a- Hebrew (believe it or not, for anyone who was born in September.)
Sara/h- Hebrew
Shasta- ?
Sophie- French

T-
Tai- Thai
Tali- Hebrew
Tara- French derived from Arabic or Aramaic (basically, you could call it Hebrew.)
********Tirzah- Hebrew

U-
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V-
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W-
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X-
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Y-
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Z-
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*= Bella, main character in Twilight! OMG! BEST BOOK EVA.
**= Bella's BF's mom. :D
***= My little sister's name (with different spelling for all who know me.)
****= My little brother's name in feminine form. Lol.
*****= Feminine form of the bad vampire in Twilight. Grrr. No offense to anyone has this name though.
******= Was going to be my name originally.
*******= Bella's BF's sister.
********= MY NAME!

source- Dictionary of First Names, Alfred J. Kolatch

Songs I like and made. Post a comment at the post "songs" if you want to hear me sing the songs.

A Thousand Miles- Vanessa Carlton
F.U.N song- spongebob square pants, sung by plankton
F.U.N song- spongebob squarepants, sung by Sponge bob
Helena- MCR
OMG. I just got a manicure- taught to me by Rachie F., but I added the last two lines
Practically any Kelly Clarkson song
Singing in the shower, singing in the rain- The Tirzahtron national anthem
The annoying song that goes on and on and on- written and preformed by The prime minister of Tirzahtron
The annoying Tirzah song- written and preformed by Tirzah
The happy Llama song- written by Alex conrad, preformed by Rebecca S., Alex C., and Tizzie
The Sharpest Lives- MCR
Twilight (OMG)- Vanessa Carlton

FUN FACTS! Mrs. Cover says i can't use the word 'fun'. WHATEVER! GOSH!

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
2 and 5 are the only prime numbers that end in 2 or 5.
203 million dollars is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
43.7% of all statistics are made up right on the spot
48% of astronauts experience motion sickness.
99% of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as jack-o-lanterns.
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A pipe organ was the loudest sound that could be made in the year 1600.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
A tortoise can live up to 140 years old.
About 17% of humans are left-handed. The same is true of chimpanzees and gorillas.
Abraham Lincoln faces to the right on a penny while all the other presidents face to the left on US coins.
All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
AN average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
An average of 100 people choke to death on ball point pens each year
An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards!
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Banging your head against the wall loses 150 calories an hour (if not dead already)
Eating lemons makes you live longer
Every second over 7,000 Coca-Cola products are consumed.
Every second, Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate.
every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie
Hummingbirds can't walk.
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
If you eat a bar of chocolate every day for 36,500 days, you'll live to be 100 years old.
In Colombia, an individual can be fined up to $90,000 for gossiping.
In your lifetime, you'll shed over 40 pounds of skin.
It's against the law in Switzerland to slam your door.
Men get hiccups more often than women.
More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby!
More than half of women in the United States will not leave their home without makeup on.
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale.
Moths have white blood
No president of the United States was an only child.
Only one person in 1 billion will be 116 years old or older
Orangutans warn people to stay out of their territory by belching.
Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue
Plain grain- lower IQ Whole grain- higher IQ
Polar bears are left handed
Rock music kills plants
Star fish don't have brains
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
The average life span of a major league baseball is 7 pitches
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
The average person laughs 15 times a day.
The average person will spend 2 weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
The bible has been translated into "Klingong" from star trek
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
The ears of a cricket are located on the front legs, just below the knee.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonald's.
The longest living cells in the body are brain cells which can live an entire lifetime.
The longest recored flight of a chicken was 13 seconds
The number of left-handed men is double that of left-handed women.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
The US has about 9 billion chickens. China has more than 13 billion.
There are 1 million ants for every person in the world.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
There are approximately fifty Bibles sold each minute across the world!
There are no poisonous snakes in Maine.
There are only four words in the common English language that end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Your odds of being killed in a tornado are 1 in 2 million.